- The English Roses: Too Good to Be True by Madonna
"Bloated, vapid, frivolous, silly .. need I go on? OK, I will, with one last observation: the writing is painfully bad. 'Dominic de la Guardia was quite a spiffy dancer, but all eyes were on Miss Fluffernutter. She was dancing like a whirling dervish.' Spiffy? Spiffy?"
Whoopi Goldberg and Jamie Lee Curtis fare better.