Wednesday, August 22, 2007

What the internet needs

Every day people search for three things on google and end up here. I disappoint, I fear, because my blog does not deliver what they so desperately need. If you are in possession of any of the following three things, please let me know, so I can direct readers your way:
  • nursery rhyme MP3s. Several people a day want these, so if you're the enterprising sort and in possession of a good voice, start recording now.
  • witch spells for children. If you're a witch and have been holding back your best spells for the kids, now's the time to put them online. There's a huge demand, believe me.
  • hockey poems for kids. You got 'em? Someone wants them.