Is Alec Greven now the world's youngest author? Frankly, I've lost track. Anyway, Greven has written a text called How To Talk to Girls. (Do 9 year old boys talk to girls? Or want to?)
In any case, you simply must follow this link to read the final paragraph in the AP piece. I won't reproduce it here as the short article tells me, "This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed." But, please: Head on over and read. You'll thank me for making your day.